Wednesday, April 13, 2011

I am like an Oompa Loompa! (co-incidence!) - April 13th,2011 (Wed)

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1. Oompa Loompa - A native of Loompaland, usually tending towards attributes of small size,an orange complexion, and green hair;the first recorded information of them comes to us from Roahld Dahl, the author of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

2. Someone who has one, or all of these attributes, used usually as an insult or in a derogatory manner.

3. Incredibly delightful creatures from the book / movie Charlie and the Chocolate factory ( Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory if you prefer). With orange skin and green hair, they charmed the hearts of BILLIONS during the 1984 depression. Rumored to be descendants of angels.

4. Girls that can oftenly be found in high schools and sororities throughout all of California. With orange skin of their own brought on by excessive use of fake tanner,they resemble the dwarfed creatures mentioned in the above definition.Some people believe this to be sexy. Others would rather shoot themselves in the foot.

Those oompa loompas sure know how to stir the chocolate.

With that tangerine skin, banana hair and beige sandals, that oompa loompa looks just like an orange albino.

5. Slave workers taken from their native homes and forced to work in willy wonka's chocolate factory. They are usually given meow mix as a reward for doing good work.

FREE THE OOMPA LOOMPAS! The poor oompa loompas!

6. A miniscule individual with an orange complexion and emerald colored hair. This little munchkin resides in the fictitious land o' Loompas. Regularly, these poor little midgets must fight off villainous creatures such as Snozwangers and Vermicious knids. Their main occupation is working for one Mr Willy Wonka, where they are payed in a great abundance of cocoa beans, their favourite food.

7. Orange people from willy wonka. They love the the coco bean, and make nice songs.

Oompa loompa doopitydoo.......

8. Small (short) orange person, generally found singing and/or working in a chocolate factory for a seemingly crazy / crazy man. Coming from Loompa Land.

Snookie from the Jersey Shore is often referred to as an Oompa Loompa.

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